Is it rumors? is it true? one minute it is "Confirmed as true" the next, "she is definatly staying" Why the mixed messages and who is sending them? Then again is anyone really dead in Lost?
Loch is dead. or is he? The writers have brought the show to a point where they can kill of anybody and then change thier mind. But I hope they keep here - She is damn pretty!
But no actor is safe on Lost. Just look at what the show did to Charlie. Or Mr Eko. Or that moany bloke who blew himself up with dynamite. Any Lost character can bite it at any point - and recently there’s been speculation about Evangeline Lilly getting the chop soon.
But relax, because Evangeline Lilly’s rep has denied everything, hinting that she’ll stay on Lost until the last episode, when the smoke monster will kill her. Oh, spoiler alert.
As Lost gets progressively sillier and sillier with each new episode - oh, there’s Jin in the past! Oh, Locke’s resurrected himself! Oh, Jim Robinson from Neighbours seems to be the baddie now! - Evangeline Lilly’s role has never been so important.
Because, regardless of how brain-crampingly intellectual Lost gets, it’s a safe bet that every six weeks or so we’ll get an episode about Evangeline Lilly whining and looking a bit arsey and getting off with Jack or Sawyer or Anonymous Policeman Husband Number One or Ben. Oh, spoiler alert. Anyway, Evangeline Lilly’s episodes always ground Lost when it threatens to get all out of hand.
Which is why it was so weird that reports started emerging yesterday stating that Lost was going to kill off Evangeline Lilly and that she was already looking for other work. Zap2it reported:
Rumor has it, Kate might not live “ever after” at all. Solid sources tell me exclusively that Evangeline Lilly is auditioning for pilots … pilots that are intended to launch this fall. And Ms. Lilly’s people apparently told producers she will be available. Say wha–??
Now, obviously it’d be a gigantic shock if Lost killed off Evangeline Lilly before the final episode next year. Although, having said that, we’ve already compiled our top three favourite ways that we’d like to see Evangeline Lilly leave Lost:
1 - Kate realises that her mother is Sabrina The Teenage Witch’s aunt and realises her destiny lies not in enigmatic time-travelling mysteries, but having a best friend who’s a sarcastic animatronic cat and pretending to be a schoolgirl until she’s obviously in her mid-forties.
2 - Kate kills herself when Jack and Sawyer, sick of her constantly playing with their emotions, gay up and deliberately bum each other in front of her.
3 - Kate has it off with so many men that she develops a severe case of bacterial vaginosis and she’s clubbed over the head by Richard Alpert because it stinks so much.
However, it looks like those three options will have to remain firmly in the realm of disturbing internet fan fiction, because Evangeline Lilly’s rep has issued a statement claiming that any rumours of her leaving Lost before it finishes have no validity whatsoever.
So it looks like Evangeline Lilly will remain a part of Lost right up until the end, then. Unless, you know, someone spikes her juice with vodka and she gets arrested for DUI. Because if she does that she’ll definitely be killed straight away just like Mr Eko and Michelle Rodriguez and that other one. Oh, spoiler alert.
But relax, because Evangeline Lilly’s rep has denied everything, hinting that she’ll stay on Lost until the last episode, when the smoke monster will kill her. Oh, spoiler alert.
As Lost gets progressively sillier and sillier with each new episode - oh, there’s Jin in the past! Oh, Locke’s resurrected himself! Oh, Jim Robinson from Neighbours seems to be the baddie now! - Evangeline Lilly’s role has never been so important.
Because, regardless of how brain-crampingly intellectual Lost gets, it’s a safe bet that every six weeks or so we’ll get an episode about Evangeline Lilly whining and looking a bit arsey and getting off with Jack or Sawyer or Anonymous Policeman Husband Number One or Ben. Oh, spoiler alert. Anyway, Evangeline Lilly’s episodes always ground Lost when it threatens to get all out of hand.
Which is why it was so weird that reports started emerging yesterday stating that Lost was going to kill off Evangeline Lilly and that she was already looking for other work. Zap2it reported:
Rumor has it, Kate might not live “ever after” at all. Solid sources tell me exclusively that Evangeline Lilly is auditioning for pilots … pilots that are intended to launch this fall. And Ms. Lilly’s people apparently told producers she will be available. Say wha–??
Now, obviously it’d be a gigantic shock if Lost killed off Evangeline Lilly before the final episode next year. Although, having said that, we’ve already compiled our top three favourite ways that we’d like to see Evangeline Lilly leave Lost:
1 - Kate realises that her mother is Sabrina The Teenage Witch’s aunt and realises her destiny lies not in enigmatic time-travelling mysteries, but having a best friend who’s a sarcastic animatronic cat and pretending to be a schoolgirl until she’s obviously in her mid-forties.
2 - Kate kills herself when Jack and Sawyer, sick of her constantly playing with their emotions, gay up and deliberately bum each other in front of her.
3 - Kate has it off with so many men that she develops a severe case of bacterial vaginosis and she’s clubbed over the head by Richard Alpert because it stinks so much.
However, it looks like those three options will have to remain firmly in the realm of disturbing internet fan fiction, because Evangeline Lilly’s rep has issued a statement claiming that any rumours of her leaving Lost before it finishes have no validity whatsoever.
So it looks like Evangeline Lilly will remain a part of Lost right up until the end, then. Unless, you know, someone spikes her juice with vodka and she gets arrested for DUI. Because if she does that she’ll definitely be killed straight away just like Mr Eko and Michelle Rodriguez and that other one. Oh, spoiler alert.
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